Note there is a lot of sarcasm in these chapters...just in case you think she's being serious

I’ve just arrived at my new home on peanut street lol. The place only cost me a little over $2k which is perfect as the college keeps giving me money when I do well in my exams. It’s a great motivator.




It’s a naked house, standing all alone, plonked in the middle of a lot. No fence, no garden, no landscaping and that suits me just fine. I’m really not your typical gardening kind of person but I am a cleaning person and the first thing I’m doing is scrubbing the place. I’m starting with the beautiful pink toilet.



Looks like the last owners left their toothbrush behind. What is it with these giant toothbrushes? I’d hate to see the kind of teeth do these people have! I could use it to clean with I suppose. I could probably use it to brush a horse with if i wanted to.

So I don’t have much furniture. I don’t have a TV yet and I had to buy a cheap sofa and a table and chairs but I stole the computer from landgrabb house Hahahahahaha.



My drum kit is plonked in the middle of the loungeroom/dining room because there’s nowhere else to put it but since I don’t have a TV at least it’s not blocking anything.

Shit! I forgot to buy groceries! And I’m starving... I should check the fridge is clean before I stock it and….hey hey! There’s food in here! And it’s not rotten…..wow…maybe it’s a bonus for buying the house? How cool is that!



I’m really looking forward to some peace and quiet here and the lack of disturbances should help calm my womrat from going into a manic frenzy everytime someone walks past.


‘Now who could that be womble? Hmm?’



‘I spoke too soon didn’t I?’

It looks like professor Lew. What does she want?
Where the bloody hell did she go?



Bugger her. I’m not in the mood to play hide and go seek with one of my professors. I wonder sometimes if these professors are just to old to be teaching.
Oh now she’s at the back door. Fuck.

‘Hi professor, how are you….what brings you here? ….oh you want to tell me what a glorious day it is today. I’m sure it is but I really have some things I need to do and….yes I love the rain too …. Well it’s really nice of you to stop by but i…and the cold, you love the cold too how nice’
This woman is really starting to piss me off.



Just bloody go will you woman!

‘well I really must be going now, glorious day outside’
‘yes you said that…’
‘lovely day for a walk’
‘mmm’
‘bye now, see you in class…I hope you’ve been studying’

Well I would if she wasn’t standing around discussing the weather with me, what the hell was that all about?