So um yeah. I finally got accepted at Sim State Uni. Athletics scholarship.

I’ve had an interest in it since high school and Dad used to help me train on weekends.

College is ok. There’s so many people in my dorm that I don’t know who lives here and who doesn’t. It seems everyday I walk into the cafeteria there’s a new face.



Somthin’ like 14 rooms. Some hot chic’s here too. Like Brooke and Marie.

I’ve been trying to join the Greek house but I screwed up and called Tri-Var house. I realized my mistake when 3 chic’s in togas came hollering through the dorm like a pack of Indians.




Still, I took the opportunity to chat to ‘em. They’re chic’s after all.
Hung out a bit, told a few jokes. Tips from Keira.
She’s right. Everyone round here likes jokes.


Anyway, back to school.

Class starts at like first thing in the morning. 10am! Who’s together by 10am man? I’m barely opening my eyes by that hour.



And they want us there an hour early!
Fuck that shit.

I took a seat opposite Brooke today when I came back from class. She’s a total babe. Eats like a pig though.

I tried to break the ice
‘Bit hungry Brooke?’
‘No, why is that?’
No comment.



Later on after Brooke left for class I spotted Marie in the caf. I sidled up next to her and opened my notebook.

Marie was looking good until she let out a rip roaring burp. Nearly singed me eyebrows!



I closed my notebook and stood up. Marie pushed her bowl away and stood up also. I waited…hoping she wasn’t going to scratch her ass next.

She didn’t so I flirted with her a little. She seemed keen, real keen.



So I took the opportunity to ask her about herself, just being friendly. I’m not all about tits and ass. I asked her about her wants in life and she near bit me head off!

Woah man, sorry I asked.



Took great offence she did. I had to smooth it over with a joke. She laughed so hard I thought she was taking the piss.
'oh my god, that is like sooo funny'



Well at least now I know how to pick up.