I hope no-one is offended by the swearing in my chapters, but hey, this is a college guy and i don't know many of them who don't swear.





I’m trying again for the Greek house. I hoped I called the right number this time. Urele-Oresha-Cham.

They sent guys. I was headed in the right direction.
They too showed up in togas.



I stood waiting as they approached, wondering what was in store for me, when they broke into a run, started hollering and circling the mailbox.

Shit, these guys are worse than the girls.



One of them kept running off. Two of them had a nice hug and became best friends. Maybe joining the Greek house isn’t such a good idea?

I’m scared.



I decided it must be all part of the initiation.
Finally got ‘em all to sit down in one place.
I wish they wouldn’t cross their legs like that, that’s what a guy wants to see when joining a frat house….some other guys nads danglin’ down on the concrete.



Apparently I had to build up my relationship with them and I figured the quickest way to do that was talk to all of them at once. Would have worked if they didn’t keep getting up to holler through the house.

We’re sitting there chatting about nothing in particular when some guy comes past, butt naked, stops in front of Ashley and wiggles his tackle in his face. If this is all something to do with initiation then I’m out!
That's just not right.
If this is the kind of things these guys do then I’m having no part of it.



Turns out they had no idea who the guy was, just someone being a dick, pardon the pun. Seems I didn’t do a good enough job in impressing these guys and when I asked to join their house they denied me. Stood up and laughed at me in fact. Felt like a complete moron.



I was ready to tell them to get fucked when they patted me on the back and told me ‘don’t worry buddy, try again tomorrow’

I’m not sure if I want to now.