Thanks Panda






‘Alright alright I’ll let you out already!’

Oh god how did I get here??
It feels like only yesterday I was fresh out of Uni and looking to open my own Veterinary clinic and today I’m balancing 2 screaming kids, wiping snotty noses and changing dirty nappies. Always.
My house is a pigsty and I don't remember the last time i brushed my hair. I wouldn’t be surprised if there is baby puke in there.



Baby puke, baby dribble, baby snot. You name it, it's probably on me somewhere.


Oh god please don’t tell me I have the flu! I can’t do the flu and toddlers. Not today…not any day!

‘Ow, Jesus’ Friggin toys all over the floor. Next I’ll have screaming toddlers the flu and a broken neck.
Oh yay, can my life get any better?



I need a nap, a big nap. A nap that lasts till the twins start school. That’s how big a nap I need.
I wish I could just go to sleep and someone can wake me up when it’s all over.
I need a Nanny.

*picks up phone*

‘Hello Mum?’