‘So this is a big secret huh?’
‘Apparently, it said so when they sent me my membership card’
‘Let’s take a look around’

‘Welcome to Muse II. My name is Trevor Ngai. Feel free look around. Paint, sculpt and craft! If you need any tips just ask and I will be happy to be of assistance’



‘Wow, he was cute, not what I expected the arts and crafts assistant to look like’
*sigh* 'If only I were younger…and unmarried’
‘I hear you, so come on April, show us what you can do. I want to see what you can make from a lump of clay’
‘ok girls, gather round’


‘How long does this take? It still looks like a lump of clay to me’
‘It does take a while’
‘Well I need to use the ladies room’
‘Me too, I have a bladder the size of a peanut’
‘Go and use the bloody ladies room then, you were the ones who wanted me to make something. I should be finished when you get back’



‘Hello young man, er yes that’s a nice bear. Make it yourself?...what’s that, you want to talk me through it? Well I’m afraid I’m rather busy at the moment, perhaps a little later?’

‘We’re back, have you finished yet?’
‘just about…uh’
‘I don’t know what that was meant to be April but I think it’s gone soft haha’



‘oh… bugga!’
‘I think it looks artistic’
‘You find the good in everything Em…oh lord, here comes that fellow again with his teddy bear’
‘what…?’
‘never mind, let’s huddle over here’



‘Cor, would you look at the size of that thing, what on earth would you do with a vase that size?’
‘I don’t know, perhaps it would make a good hiding spot?’
‘That’s a great idea Jane, remind me to buy one before we leave just in case I have dinner guests over and one of them wants to play hide and go seek’
‘Hey you never know with the people in this neighbourhood’
‘Sadly I have to agree with you there’
‘I don’t know about you but even with the size of the vase I doubt I’d have any luck squeezing my backside through the neck. There’s a hip replacement just waiting to happen’
‘Why are we even discussing squeezing ourselves into a giant pottery urn anyway?’



‘Because we’ve known eachother for so long there’s nothing else to talk about’
‘I need some fresh air…all this talk of hiding inside a vase is making me claustrophobic’

‘There’s Trevor. I might ask for some tips on how to keep my vases erect’
‘It might be an idea to ask him out for a drink before discussing how to keep things erect’
‘Emalita! You are as bad as Jane’



‘hahaha’