‘I just got cornered by 2 young men wanting to talk me through the history of their teddy bears’
‘That’s what I was trying to hide from in the pottery room’
‘See, Jane told you that giant urn would come in handy’
‘Wouldn’t you know it…oh crap here comes another one’



*April whispers through her teeth*
‘Is it just me, or is she talking in a baby voice?’
‘shh’
‘Sounds like she’s pretending it’s the bear that’s talking’
‘April!’

‘Did that really just happen?’
‘hahahahaha’
‘They really like their bears don’t they’
‘That would be an understatement; they probably tuck them into bed at night too and read them stories’



‘Where’s Jane??’
‘Good question’
‘Oh no, don’t look now but it seems the whole place has broken into a group tai chi session...and Jane's joined them’



‘I thought you said this was an Arts and Crafts centre, since when do craft centers hold tai chi sessions?’
‘uh…’
‘we’re surrounded by teddy bears and fitness fanatics! You sure this isn’t a Teddy bears picnic meets Boot Camp committee’
‘I have no idea, I’ve never been here before’
‘I should have brought my work-out gear’
‘Looks like Jane did’
‘At least they’ve stopped following us around with the bears’
‘Oh…don’t look now then’



‘Oh for heaven’s sake!......
….No I don’t want to hear any more stories about any more BLOODY TEDDY BEARS!’




‘Do these people ever let up?’




‘Sorry, do I know you?’



‘How bout we leave the tickling until after we’re on a first name basis…thank you’

‘What an odd day’
‘What are you talking about? When is any day in this town not odd?’
‘True….remind me….why do we still live here?’
‘Because we’re so used to the bizarre lifestyle that anywhere else would seem immensely boring’




‘Who could argue with that sort of logic…well I’m all bizarred out for today, what say we head back to my place for coffee?’
‘Do you have cheesecake?’
‘Is anyone pregnant?’
‘haha no’
‘In that case, yes I do’