The Cat
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This is the last Brandon chapter (i think)



‘Hey, who was that on the phone?’
‘the gardening agency, oh and I bought a cat’
‘right…nice to know. How much?’
‘for what?’
‘the cat’
‘$1,166’
‘You paid over a thousand dollars for a cat?! What does it do, cook your dinner and perform tricky circus acts for afters??’



‘Very funny Brandon. It’s trained to be calm, sit on the furniture and it’s clean. Plus they’re dropping it off right about now’
‘Is that it there? The one licking the road?'



‘Yes that’s him! That’s my Herman!’
‘Smart one….looks real clean too rolling around on the road’
‘Oh shut up Brandon’



Gardner – ‘Help, someone, I can’t get over the fence to trim the bushes’

‘You may go now, I’m sure I can manage the 5 cm fence all on my own..
…thanks and have a nice day ya hear’



‘Brandon you are so mean!’
‘why? Because I sent a supposed gardener home who couldn’t figure out how to extend his arms?’

20 minutes later…

‘What the hell??’



‘Tiffany, why is the cat sitting on our toilet?’
‘why do you sit on the toilet?’
‘Well last time I checked that’s where we people do our business, not creatures of the feline kind’
‘Well I don’t see why cats can’t learn to use the toilet too’



‘oh man, well I hope you clean the seat when it’s done…oh and I won’t be serving it dinner at the breakfast bar either before you suggest it’

Another 20 minutes later…

‘Hello cat’
‘reow’
‘It’s good to see you’re not a vicious one then’

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