I Love Llama

The life and times of Kaliah Blanca




Welcome to Sim State! My name is Kaliah and I'll be your tour guide! *big cheesy grin*

No, really, just kidding. Although that really happened to me, my first day here. The cheerleader had a grin so big I thought her face would break. *cheerleader imitation* Like, her name was Andrea, ok? And Andrea..she was...like, the biggest, like, IDIOT. OK?

And yes, I know. My booty is big. I'm a full figured girl. I'm a chubby chubberson, I get it. No comments from the peanut gallery. This means YOU.

My mom and dad were killed when I was three. My mom was cooking spaghetti when it happened. We didn't live in the best neighborhood then. The door was unchained, because my father was coming home. The robber was still stabbing her when my dad came in. I saw it all...and my hair has been white ever since. True story *nods*



So that's where my name comes from. Blanca means white, and I had white hair. My foster mom was a beautiful latina, can you tell? Well, for a while anyway. I got passed around to a few homes like most kids.

I took up painting to forget my troubles. And now, here I am at Sim State, on a partial art scholarship. If I get good enough grades I can get more money based on my GPA. But who really focuses on that stuff at college? Its parties, painting, and friends for me.

College really brings out the best...and worst in people. Like with me, I get to paint -all the time-. I have to keep producing new things, for my scholarships. On the other end of the scale....is this guy. He likes to stand outside and watch me. I've seen him across the cafeteria, watching me. Hey there...how you doin? Freak.



Told you I could paint. This is from a photograph...of me, holding my paint pallete. Because...I paint.



This is my room. Yeah baby! I snagged the one with the computer. I got to the dorms first, and switched the bedcovers to one I liked as well. I had a disgusting blue print before...no way. I sketched out a quick pic of me so everyone would know this was Kaliah's room, and hung it on the door. See? There it is.



This is my best friend Tori Knight. She got the room with the sick blue duvet that I switched. Ha ha! It happens to be the room right next to mine. I gave her a sketch too, so no one invaded Toriland, as she calls it. She is Princess of Toriland, just so everyone knows...

She is wild! Always dancing and talking and eating and playing so full of life! Tori is the kind of girl that everyone wants to know and no one manages to be, although they always want to. She is bright and bubbly, and my best friend ever. I am so lucky to have found her that first day.



I guess you're wondering about Llama, eh? Here he is. Leonid is his real name, but everyone calls him Llama. You never see him out of this suit, I swear he has four of them and just rotates them out. He LIVES in that suit, man. I've seen him in class with the suit on, no kidding.

Llama is a one of a kind free spirit. And of course, I was lounging around in my undies the first day he showed up and made me do a school cheer. Yeah, that's just what I want someone to see the first time I meet them, my jiggly behind. *sigh* Llama didn't even bat an eye...well...mostly because his eyes are vinyl. The ones I can see, anyway.

I totally fell in love with Llama that very first day.

I love Llama.