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The Llamaputer - *Working* English-Llamish translator *with custom sounds*!

by Dynamic Duo Posted 1st Apr 2006 at 6:35 PM - Updated 2nd Apr 2006 at 11:19 AM by Dynamic Duo : April Fool! :)
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This is a new mesh, and means that it's a brand new self contained object that usually does not require a specific Expansion pack (although this is possible depending on the type). It may have Recolours hosted on MTS - check below the description for more information.
Fully working English-to-Llamish Translator
*with custom sounds*
by Dynamic Duo (Numenor & Boblishman)

Edit: 02 APR 2006


OK, we confess... We couldn't help but pull another prank on April Fool's day! :D

The Llamaputer itself (the mesh) is real: only, it's a purely decorative object. There are no actual dialogs, translation or custom sound
Btw, compressing a perfectly working automatic translation routine in 450Kb would heave been a real miracle!
If you want to have the Llamaputer (decorative only), download the file "DynamicDuo_Llamaputer_Allgames_col_en.lla" and just rename the ".lla" extension to ".package".
The second file (the fake "dictionary") is actually a BMP file that says "April Fool!"... You don't need it

to all the users that found out what that wicked ".lla" extension was!
Did you liked the Llama2Pack format?


(Original post follows)

Another boundary in the Sims2 modding has been broken!
Finally, we can embed our custom sounds into our creations!

This Llamaputer not only makes a textual translation of any English phrase, but it pronounces the Llamish translation in an audible way!

Just enter any English text in the Input window, and the game will pop up a dialog window containing the textual translation, and also you will actually hear the (custom) sounds associated to that llamish phrase!

The Llamaputer works with any game!

IMPORTANT: the Llamaputer is composed by TWO files, the object itself and a dictionary file (which contains the translation data).
Extract BOTH files to your Downloads folder, in order for the Llamaputer to work properly.

Like all the Dynamic Duo's creations, you can freely recolour this object, and post your recolour anywhere, as long as you give credit to the Dynamic Duo and provide a link to the mesh (i.e. this very thread). DO NO include the mesh in your recolours.
You CAN NOT CLONE nor repost this object on any site, especially the Exchange. You CAN NOT INCLUDE this object in your uploaded lots (you can show it in the screenshots, but please remove it from the lot before uploading).

You must have the expansion or stuff packs listed below installed to use this custom content. Please see the post text for any exceptions.

Key: - File was updated after upload was posted
Filename - Tip: You can click the magnifying glass to see the archive contents Size Downloads Date

Size: 862.6 KB · Downloads: 7,568 · 1st Apr 2006
862.6 KB 7,568 1st Apr 2006

Size: 458.9 KB · Downloads: 8,457 · 1st Apr 2006
458.9 KB 8,457 1st Apr 2006
Don't forget to Thank the creator after downloading! Use the Thanks button located above the screenshots above.
Basic Download and Install Instructions:

1. Download: Click the download link to save the .rar or .zip file(s) to your computer.

2. Extract the zip, rar, or 7z file.

3. Place in Downloads Folder: Cut and paste the .package file(s) into your Downloads folder:
  • Origin (Ultimate Collection): Users\(Current User Account)\Documents\EA Games\The Sims™ 2 Ultimate Collection\Downloads\
  • Non-Origin, Windows Vista/7/8/10: Users\(Current User Account)\Documents\EA Games\The Sims 2\Downloads\
  • Non-Origin, Windows XP: Documents and Settings\(Current User Account)\My Documents\EA Games\The Sims 2\Downloads\
  • Mac: Users\(Current User Account)\Documents\EA Games\The Sims 2\Downloads
  • Mac x64: /Library/Containers/com.aspyr.sims2.appstore/Data/Library/Application Support/Aspyr/The Sims 2/Downloads
Need more information?
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Field Researcher
#2 Old 1st Apr 2006 at 6:40 PM Last edited by little bandit : 1st Apr 2006 at 6:42 PM. Reason: typo
LOL, what a funny and neat idea! I'll try it out You guys are soo great together

learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow
Forum Resident
#3 Old 1st Apr 2006 at 6:40 PM
This is completely and totally amazing! All my lil' llama dreams have come true!

~ LlamaSyn

P.S. One question ~ Why is Llama-Man's head on that CPU? After using the Llamaputer to decipher his words, Llama-Man let me know that it is a disturbing sight.


Many of my latest uploads are located HERE. Go check it out for some much more improved work.
#4 Old 1st Apr 2006 at 6:40 PM
Super! Thanks so much for the great stuff!

*heading off to feed a llama*
Proud Llama Feeder

Visit my site:
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Test Subject
#5 Old 1st Apr 2006 at 6:45 PM
Awesome! A great idea. Now I can go to school talking in /another/ language to tick my friends off! W00T!
(Don't worry, I won't mention you. XD)

'Don't you worry young'ns; llamas will rule the world.'
Test Subject
#6 Old 1st Apr 2006 at 6:47 PM
Such a great idea! Thanks, its very cool.

Lab Assistant
#7 Old 1st Apr 2006 at 6:49 PM
Oh man, if laughing is an exercise I must've become a bodybuilder today!

Let the Beast inside you free!
Lab Assistant
#8 Old 1st Apr 2006 at 6:49 PM
this is sweet!!! cant wait to try it out!
Test Subject
#9 Old 1st Apr 2006 at 6:56 PM it a rar or a zip or what?

Great idea, I'm just a bit confused.
Lab Assistant
#10 Old 1st Apr 2006 at 6:57 PM
LOL! This is just too cool. I'm afraid to see what you guys come up with next.
(I'm terrified of the wall mounted Llama w/red eyes)
Test Subject
#11 Old 1st Apr 2006 at 6:58 PM
hahh cant wait to try it out
Lab Assistant
#12 Old 1st Apr 2006 at 7:00 PM
Finally, I'll know what all them pesky llamas have been saying about me. Awesome!

Wow. I just recovered this username after nearly four years of this account being inaccessible... Oh happy day!
(Btw, PsychoKatie and Psycho_Katie = same person. A site-wide glitch messed up accounts four years ago and I had to remake one...)
Test Subject
#13 Old 1st Apr 2006 at 7:07 PM
Great item.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into into a squirtgun and shoot people in the eyes with it!

Visit my non-Sims, Nintendo site: Nintendude's HQ. You'll love it! ;)
Lab Assistant
#14 Old 1st Apr 2006 at 7:08 PM
Downloading it! Llamao!
Lab Assistant
#15 Old 1st Apr 2006 at 7:09 PM
Whats with the lla extension?

Seriously, if its a trick its not exactly funny.
Test Subject
#16 Old 1st Apr 2006 at 7:11 PM
It's very funny :-)
very good idea and very good job
just one think : push thanks button !!! ;-)

"les hommes naissent et demeurent libres et égaux en droits"
Déclaration des droits de l'homme et du citoyen 1789
"les dictatures sont comme le supplice du pal, elles commencent bien, mais elles finissent mal"
Georges Clemenceau
Forum Resident
#17 Old 1st Apr 2006 at 7:17 PM
Custom sounds!? Wonderful idea! You guys never cease to amaze me at what you can do! Thank you very much, Numenor and Boblishman!
Lab Assistant
#18 Old 1st Apr 2006 at 7:25 PM
Originally Posted by ts1and2fanatic
Whats with the lla extension?

Seriously, if its a trick its not exactly funny.

Yes it is funny, its a llama!!

Just get winrar! It can handle everything!!

Seize the moment... coz tomorrow you might be dead!
Lab Assistant
#19 Old 1st Apr 2006 at 7:28 PM
:haha: You got me.. I didn't even notice the lla file extention. You guys are so very cruel.. get my hopes up like that... I loved the idea of a llama translator. Don't think I've laughed so much in a long time. Thanks!!

Lab Assistant
#20 Old 1st Apr 2006 at 7:30 PM
Ohhh ... but do the other Llama things really work? They better ... I was sooooo happy ... then I saw lla. Grrr....
#21 Old 1st Apr 2006 at 7:38 PM Last edited by DJ_Mur3 : 1st Apr 2006 at 7:59 PM.
ha! i don't get it? so is this actually a download or like not.. lol the lla thingy? er.. ugh! im soo confused..:P

i hate april fools soo gullible
Test Subject
#22 Old 1st Apr 2006 at 7:44 PM
i think you just rename them to .package

but i haven't tried it so...... get back to me on tht
#23 Old 1st Apr 2006 at 8:02 PM
Well I have WinRAR and it doesn't know what .lla is.... wants to look up the archive utility on the net when I click on it.
Field Researcher
#24 Old 1st Apr 2006 at 8:09 PM Last edited by riotmaker : 1st Apr 2006 at 8:35 PM.
its proberly the .pakage file im gunna test now

Edit its definatly not a renamed pakage file and the file type yeilds no way of opening it, and searching on google only came up with w32 worm warning infoand a file called system.lla that can be damaged by w32 worm when i search for .lla so i don't know what it is.
Field Researcher
#25 Old 1st Apr 2006 at 8:09 PM
Poor llama....someone cuted his head and attached to computer lol.
Nice thing......(weird), but nice....
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