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Roast Baby Toddler Onesie

by HystericalParoxysm Posted 23rd Dec 2006 at 11:31 PM - Updated 16th Nov 2008 at 10:17 PM by CatOfEvilGenius
69 Comments / replies (Who?) - 19 Feedback Posts, 1 Thanks Posts
This is a new mesh recolour, and means that you will need to download the particular mesh itself in order for this to show up in your game. See the Meshes Needed section or read the text for more information.
First of all, let me first say, this is -hilarious- and if you don't find it funny then you suck. Secondly, if you don't find it funny, I don't care - it actually is funny, you just lack the wisdom to see it.

Now then...

Gentlemen, behold!!! I bring you... a roast baby toddler onesie! With nutritional information on the front, so your sims can make informed dining choices, and convenient roasting instructions on the back. Fits males and females.

Remember, 15 minutes per pound, and baste often to keep moist. Bake uncovered the last 15 minutes to get a nice golden brown.

This uses a custom mesh, Flyingpigeon's toddler onesie. He removed it from the site, so it's not currently available anywhere that I could link to, but he has given me permission to include it with this upload, so it is included. I also used his alpha with permission. Thanks, birdie!

Thanks to:
  • Flyingpigeon, for the mesh and alpha used in making this.
  • MTS2, the rest of the staff, and Delphy, for creating a such a fantastic place to learn and share information, so I could figure out how to do cool stuff like this.

Age: Toddler
Gender: Male Female
Clothing Type: Everyday
Clothing Style: No Style Modern
Other Type: Not Applicable
Maxis Flags: Not Applicable
Outfit Type: Full Outfit

You must have the expansion or stuff packs listed below installed to use this custom content. Please see the post text for any exceptions.

Sims 2
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Size: 110.9 KB · Downloads: 2,194 · 23rd Dec 2006
110.9 KB 2,194 23rd Dec 2006
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Basic Download and Install Instructions:

1. Download: Click the download link to save the .rar or .zip file(s) to your computer.

2. Extract the zip, rar, or 7z file.

3. Place in Downloads Folder: Cut and paste the .package file(s) into your Downloads folder:
  • Origin (Ultimate Collection): Users\(Current User Account)\Documents\EA Games\The Sims™ 2 Ultimate Collection\Downloads\
  • Non-Origin, Windows Vista/7/8/10: Users\(Current User Account)\Documents\EA Games\The Sims 2\Downloads\
  • Non-Origin, Windows XP: Documents and Settings\(Current User Account)\My Documents\EA Games\The Sims 2\Downloads\
  • Mac: Users\(Current User Account)\Documents\EA Games\The Sims 2\Downloads
  • Mac x64: /Library/Containers/com.aspyr.sims2.appstore/Data/Library/Application Support/Aspyr/The Sims 2/Downloads
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Test Subject
#51 Old 7th Oct 2008 at 9:30 PM
Damn you, you jerk!

You've given me no opportunity to make a Jonathan Swift joke! I can't think of a single one.

Field Researcher
#52 Old 19th Jan 2009 at 8:09 PM
I'm kinda hungry now...
I feel like making my sims eat babies that have been fed pet food since they were born.

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Things are better if I stay.
So long and goodnight,so long and goodnight."-Helena,My Chemical Romance
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#53 Old 19th Jan 2009 at 9:33 PM
Originally Posted by kittentits
I usually try not to download clothes with writing on them (I have a thing for Simlish, I dunno why), but this one was too funny to pass up on.

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Test Subject
#54 Old 8th Feb 2009 at 5:44 PM
so cute will go well with the OMGWTFBBQ i just dowloaded
Test Subject
#55 Old 9th Feb 2009 at 10:32 PM
This download is awesome and hilarious! Thanks!
Test Subject
#56 Old 22nd Feb 2009 at 7:51 AM
This is sick! My sim toddlers play in the toilet! Are you trying to give my sims E-coli!?

I am so downloading this, and that baby barbeque...
Lab Assistant
#57 Old 2nd Apr 2009 at 10:09 PM
Love It!!
Test Subject
#58 Old 11th May 2009 at 5:03 AM
omg sooooo sooooooo funnay i luv this!! i have been lacking some toddler outfits and rlly needed some!!! thank uuuuuu!!
Lab Assistant
#59 Old 14th May 2009 at 12:50 PM
This is amazing xD I know my parents used to threaten to put me in the oven with dinner when I'd hang around the kitchen whining. They'd probably have dressed me in this. Thank you!
#60 Old 24th May 2009 at 6:31 PM
This would go great with the OMGWTFBBQ. xD
Test Subject
#61 Old 28th Jun 2009 at 4:46 AM
OMG Thank you! This is freakin hilarous and i put it on my super fat baby sim! (Toddler) AWESOME!

Hee Hee Hee!!!Me likey the sims!
Lab Assistant
#62 Old 3rd Jul 2009 at 10:25 PM
Perfect for my sims who use the OMGWTFBBQ. Seriously, both of these are just perfect together and way too funny! XD Thanks!
Test Subject
#63 Old 29th Dec 2009 at 8:52 AM
i used to actually have a onsie like this for my neice but then her grandma came over and threw it out and then kicked me out i am so downloading this!!

dats a parrot made it myself tehe HI MUM

_<( )>
...." "
Lab Assistant
#64 Old 10th Jan 2010 at 5:21 AM
Genius, pure genius!

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Test Subject
#65 Old 31st Mar 2010 at 4:46 PM
OMG that is seriously twisted!!! LOL!!! I can't stop laughing! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA *wheezecoughhackweeze* ah... haha. that's a good one.
Test Subject
#66 Old 7th Apr 2010 at 2:23 AM
Holy crackers. xD This is freaking awesome! WIN!
Lab Assistant
#67 Old 10th Apr 2010 at 12:05 AM Last edited by Kimiko-Chan : 4th Aug 2010 at 2:12 AM. Reason: Added something
Oh man, if my dad could have found a onesie like this when I was little, for sure my parents would have put it on me at least once.

...*sigh* =<

In retrospect, this'd go great with the Baby BBQ... XD
Test Subject
#68 Old 10th Aug 2010 at 4:53 AM
Originally Posted by LeFox
You win. Your new name is God.

OMG! Totally! Haha! this is so wrong but so funny. i dont know how you did it HP but you are the bomb! really made my day
Test Subject
#69 Old 21st Nov 2011 at 9:45 PM
Anyone else find it interesting that a comment can be deleted for being 'rude', and yet posts saying 'if you don't find this funny you suck' and dead baby jokes are ok?

Just saying
Test Subject
#70 Old 31st Oct 2018 at 10:55 PM
A modest proposal! Love the satire, love the matching outfit
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