Probs

Have you recently completed a certificate in something

Um... no. I'm so boring.
Have you ever done something for no other reason than to annoy someone?

No... Not really.

Do you wish you had superpowers

No, but yes.

Have you ever been swimming?

Yes.

Are you currently wearing pants?

I always wear pants, except when I'm sleeping or swimming or sunbathing. (So yeah I'm wearing them)
Also pants are things you wear beneath your troussers

Anyway is it good that I'm back?

Shuuureeee

Do you like your screen name

Yep.

Does your back hurt

No, and I did insanity today

Do you wanna be friends

!
NO!
NO!

NEVER!

Jks