I thought both Fergus and Raps were chicks *blushes* Sorry guys

Haha!! That's because their avis don't say the opposite... at least Raps' old one and Fergus'... from now... *looks at sides*

Continued:
After Nina had killed WWW, she had assumed WWW would have gone down to the underworld to live in a world of torment and ham-lessness. In reality, WWW had actually struck a deal with Hades (who, to be quite frank, was sick of seeing Nintendorks in his Underworld) and had returned to the world of the living to reclaim her husband, her house and her ham.
"My brain appears to be showing." she said in a very irritated voice. Apparently, Hades was not without a sense of humor and had sent her back as a zombie. "Well," WWW said, ever the positive one, "At least I'm not a Vampire."
"What do you have against vampires?" said Fergus the Brave.
"They smell." WWW said simply.
"You're a zombie. Your flesh is rotting." he pointed out. WWW growled.
"YOU WILL NOT SPEAK THAT WAY TO A LADY." Summoning up the power of ham, she beat him until he apologized.
"I meant thee no offense, forsoothe!" Fergus said, because apparently Fegus the Brave was actually a knight who's job it was to hunt down vampires.
"You hunt vampires?" said WWW, who found this turn of events to be very Deux Ex Machina but felt it lucky enough to be ignored.
"Correct, my lady! Alas! I have one right here!" He pulled out a short, struggling, dribbling elf.
"That is no vampire!" WWW exclaimed, "That's my hobo!"
Fergus was very put out.
"He's not a vampire?" he said sadly. "Not even a little?"
"No, but he can lead us to Nina, a vampire greater and more cunning than all in the land!"
But alas, Lew had escaped.
"Alas! Lew has escaped." Fergus the Brave cried.
"I know that, you idiot. Don't you ever listen to the narrator?"
"Did you say you were looking for the evil vampire Aninyosaloh?" someone cried.
"Yes, but call her Nina. We don't like typing that much." WWW said, looking up at the man in a dress.
"My name is Sayde and I come from the town of Place where The Evil Nina is forcing everyone to crossdress and-"
"My lady!" Fegus shouted, kneeling down in front of Sayde and kissing his hand, "A damsel in distress should only come to Fergus the Brave and she shall know she is safe from harm!"
"Dude," Sayde said, a little freaked, "Didn't I just tell you? Nina is making everyone crossdress so I'm not actually a gir-"
"Come!" Fegus the Brave shouted, "We shall ride off into the sunset!"
"Put me down!" Sayde yelled, whacking his helmet, "I'm not a girl, dammit!"
"True! You are a woman! Now, let me take you away on my horse to my castle where we shall live happily ever after!"
So WWW watched Fergus and Sayde dissapear into the sunset and sighed.
"Well," she said unhappily, "I guess the epic battle between me and the Evil Nina will have to wait." She paused, then looked at the ground.
There, like a shining beacon of icky, lay a trail of drool, leading straight down the forest like a path.
"Yellow brick road, my ****," WWW sighed, and began walking.

Please Put Me Is Some Story!

You're in the next chapter, dear, but I got bored. What creature would you like to be?

I would like to be forest nymph or a dryad....some plant...

Besides, you're DP! So, watcha think of my story?

I like all of this stories posted here,but no one includes me...

I demand to be in the next chapter! I will gladly take my place as Ninas Minon. WE SHALL RULE! MWAHAHAHAAAHAHA!

I know, I had that planned for you Vamp! Also, quite a few people have included you, Princess! They usually call you Princess or DP.

Wahahahaha!! I'm evil!!! Angie, you're in Sayde's story

I vote we all let WWW write.

Me too!! I love your story WWW!!

Awwww! Thank you! *gets all flustered and red and happy* But you guys can't stop writing! *pouts* I want to know what Nina and Raps are doing while I'm away on my epic quest to follow the dribble!

RAPS! I guess you'll have to write something too! *hands pen and paper*

EDIT: Is it just me and my strange sense of humor, or does anyone else giggle wildly when they read this?:
"That's no vampire!" WWW exclaimed, "That's my hobo!"

Yes, i love it. Have you seen H-P's description for her latest upload?

Uhhmm... maybe I would giggle if I knew what a hobo is... Yes, I'm really annoying...

http://images.google.com/images?hl=...&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=
Hobos^ XD

Magic and pancakes!

Oh! Now I understand!! Thanks

I agree! One day you'll be selling a books about us!

O.o, that'd be good *puts out hand*...*is still waiting to recieve cash payment*

Gawd. My writing sucks guys!
Doesn't it....? *once held a dream to become a writer before I got sick*

Why cant you still write? You just did it.

You should write a book!!

It's a long story and very hard to explain. :P
Now Raps, I want to see YOU write!

WWW!!! *Chants*