*hugs sentence* Get to writing novels forthwith, fairycake!

I've just finished building a large fully decorated castle for my Sims. What's the first thing the proud owner does? She sits in the middle of the road and contemplates the hollowness of life! There's no pleasing some people.

Well, you did deprive her of something to complain about, so yeah.

That must be it! Next time she can have a dingy one room cottage instead!

Exactly. She was likely reading about Cinderella and you deprived her of the coal pits (kitchen) and went straight past the glass slipper, skipped the prince... all that. But you are learning the ways of godhood, little nipper.
(And we all have to be good now 'cause Mangaroo is lacing on the buckanoodles (well something leather, anyway) and beating the threads into submission.)
ETA: That said, you all don't have to just... get up and leave, already!

This sounds kinky.

Also Goddamnit I kept misreading "nipper" as "nipple".

Haha, I'm being reminded of another dwarf. :P

fairycake89: Please post a picture of him kissing. I want to see how funny he looks ahahaaaa :')

^^ I'd imagine it'd be something akin to this, just...more exaggerated.



The man there isn't even edited with the height slider (yet...!), they were just trying to make out on a hill.

...You're going to make him as tiny as possible, aren't you? :P

Not quite, the position of "tiniest motherfucker ever" still belongs to Aizel.

(Uhh, for those who ain't got a fucking clue what the fuck Catastrophics and me are talking about, the old guy in brown and the guy called Aizel are practically midgets. I need to make them TEENY TINY Sims!)

For ultimate dwarf sims, use both Bloom's height slider AND the leg length/body height/neck height sliders out there. Also make the head a bit smaller with the head size slider. They're all entirely compatible and could probably be used to make hobbits if someone were to make hairy feet.

And on completely the opposite note, someday I must make a sim with gigantism. Or perhaps Lurch from The Addams Family.

@fairycake89: Sorry to break up your little game of connect 4...

I don't have ant height sliders installed. My game has too much CC as it is, and my laptop hates everything and can't install any of the things to merge package files (I can't even have Java, for some reason!!) But my sim was at the park the other day, sitting on a bench, and there was an adult who was childs height! I'll see if I took a picture, but as soon as I got close to see how small she really was, she stretched (like that pets glitch from ages ago) and then went back to normal height...

Mmm I must have taken a stupid pill because I don't get what you mean! But I won't post about my sims in this thread any more because I don't think its really my scene



Yes those sims come in all different shapes and sizes sometimes for the strangest reasons!

You made four posts in a row instead of using the edit button is what gemly means. :P

My sims wears her full body wetsuit while getting a spray tan.

Honey, there's a horse in the kitchen again!

Apparently Bonehilda also has an affinity for gnomes. She spent a sim-hour kicking over & standing back up the witch gnome before I took it away from her.

Also caught sight of this puddle by the replacement SV city hall....I didn't know puddles could just HANG down a slope...

I had the elder Clavell guy get STUCK halfway in one of the walls in the lower levels of the store-sold library today.Had to reset the old bastard to home,lol.

See my post on the previous page - puddles have not been designed well. Someone doesn't realise that they should be on the lowest ground, across a slope.

got one just like it....

Yes, that's what I meant. I meant it to be a joke, but reading it back it sounds like I was being rude. Sorry guys!


Ahhahaaaaa perfect :')

She really enjoys being motorboated by a midget.

and yet another one today

alert alert....dirty photo alert.....

now lets see if you can tell me what is going on here???



ETA...see 3rd party skins and pose packs are not needed in this game...lmao

Well whatever it is, the girl with clown hair seems to be enjoying herself.