I'm not really sure what to say about these.....

Haha, yeah, my sim went into the kitchen counter the other night.

For any who follow my blog, the pic might be a bit of a spoiler (only in that it shows what baby Amaranth looks like when she ages into a toddler, as I have not yet written the chapter for it). So I shall put a magical spoiler button down below that you may click on if you please. I just love the werewolf walk, makes them look so tough and scary, even when they're with children.



I AM WEREWOLF. I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD. MY WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION IS THIS TODDLER. FEAR THE BUNNY JAMMIES. FEAR THEMMMMMM!

StardustX: I'm fully anticipating your next post here to contain mention of a stalker toddler now. :P

Leo06girl and shadedgrey63: Aaahaha yeahhh, count me in as another who has that sort of oddness happen.

Woohoo, horse riding

misslaheela: I'd like to thank you for your consideration towards your blog readers in regards to the spoiler, but I have no sense of self control so WOOHOO GONNA READ ANYWAY.

Also throw the baby at someone, projectile style!

Two girls who were just bestfriend decided to woohoo in front of the whole house... They weren't even't dating before that. Then the other girl starting making out with the bestfriends other sibbling which later was also both of the parents.... Lol

Then the Brother missed school because he just had to play his gutair.....


Thanks,

Alex

@Bl00died, it is no longer a spoiler, as the new chapter has been posted. :D

Throw the BABY as a projectile weapon? Naw, the toddler's too cute for that. But the toddler is also not potty-trained.

I AM WEREWOLF. I WILL THROW STINK-BOMB DIAPERS AT YOU. MAKE ME ANOTHER ONE, TODDLER!

Not sure what to say again....

HOORAY!

How about catapulting the nappies instead?

I like that idea! A catapult would go wonderfully with the Overlord castle!
"APPROACH ME NOT, FOUL DEMON. I HAVE DIRTY DIAPERS AND I WILL RAIN THEM UPON YOU IF YOU APPROACH THUS."

YES. World domination is immediately Midnight's!

No, no, try a cannon. See if this thing still works as a decor item. Blast your foes with high-velocity smelly baby-related death if the answer is yes.

Or if you have Barnacle Bay, I think that map came with an artillery piece of some description...

MINGHAM YOU ARE A GENIUS.

For double the fun and baby-diaper annihilation, I want a cannon AND a catapult.
I don't have Barnacle Bay though. Quite the bummer.

I had a sim snickering to himself and was autonomously mixing up a prank drink to give to a random townie in the consignment shop. I thought maybe he was going to do something funny like give a drink to a sim and make him pee or something. He'd mixed up a "Young Again" potion! That's a pretty expensive potion to prank around with -- also snickering like "Hehehe wait until he takes a sip of this and suddenly turns young and spry again! Hehehe is HE going to look foolish or WHAT?!" I stopped him before he handed out his "prank" drink to a "poor unsuspecting sim"

WTF? Was his next prank going to be to give some random guy all his book royalties and the deed to all his properties? What a trickster! pffft!

Oliver Loki Lauri is at it again.

Client: "Aagh! AAAAGH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?"
Oliver Loki Lauri: "Hold still. I'm preparing to extract your brain."
Client: "Urrrrrr...."

Blog spoiler:




I consider myself trumped, bravo!

Ooooohhhh :3 looking forwards to it already! Sucks about the crash though >.<

Also, to keep things vaguely on topic, does anyone else have a Sim that insists on drinking honey in their inventory, when they get hungry enough to get a moodlet? If I click on it, they ALWAYS go straight for the fucking honey, rather than the fridge. It doesn't even fill up the hunger meter that much!

Maybe your sim just like sugar (read honey) more then regular food :P

Yeah, my Sims will drink the honey if it's in their inventory. That's why I immediately store mine in the fridge or consign it at the alchemy shop. :P

Ah, watching your babies at play. Doesn't it just warm your heart to see their innocent games and their unparalleled sense of wonder at all the world has to offer?

Except sometimes those things just aren't there. Sometimes the little ones have far darker imaginations than you'd care to admit.

Sometimes you just find yourself having to bear witness to...

Baby's First Military Coup D'etat

Earlier, Lester went looking in a box and found a model tank and a toy rocket. It all ended very badly:


"Those in power, hear my voice: We do not come in peace. We have tanks. We have nuclear weapons. And we will not hesitate to use them!"


"Dissolve the government and give us eleventy billion simoleons, or face our mighty arsenal!"


"I'm not bluffing! I have an accomplice, and her finger's on the button!"


YAY BUTTONS


"What's this? They refuse to meet our demands! Fire the missiles, little sis!"


VWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM


YOUR NATION ROTS IN THE DUSTBIN OF HISTORY


VICTORY

NOW WE CAN BE EMPERORS AND STUFF


I LOVE MY TANK


I LOVE MY NUKE

Ah, kids. they're so young and innocent for such a short time.

My 5-star celebrity twin brothers keep on skinny dipping....

... Why didn't I think of this? Well, I know I didn't at one point because I needed a bunch of high quality ingredients in my inventory for an opportunity, but that aside...

Forward thinking: not my forte.



XD They must do!



I love how in the background...Carrie, is it? Is just in the background all like YAAAAAY, PET FOOD 8D!
[EDIT: Is it just my computer being a dumbo, or is the picture I quoted not showing...?]

Installed Supernatural and wanted to create a Sim/ghost that died of old age, and to make his personality more real, decided to make him Absent Minded.

NEVER AGAIN

Geez, he even forgets that he was heading to the toilet with his almost-exploded bladder.

My werewolf sim was in the Acrobat career, the first time I tried any Showtime career since I got the game, and all of a sudden the proprietar died without warning: