The maid always insists upon parking across the junction.

How else are you supposed to create the great skateboard jump challenge... Hmm?

Now I'm worried about the placement of that street lamp...

When I put these light all over the main rooms, I didn't realize they hung so LOW...until this guy told me how stupid it was...

The swimming pool was flashing red in the mirror.... yeah...

Gina Molyneux starts the game with a very high creativity skill so she loves to paint autonomously when I don't give her something else to do. This time, though, I noticed that something wasn't right
Also, am I the only one who thinks that this painting is a little creepy???

The face on the cat in that painting has always reminded me of the Abominable Snowman from "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer".

Holding the palette at that angle, how does she not spill paint on the floor? (I suppose that's why I sometimes make my artists take their easels outside into the garden.)

@AndrewGloria , your PM inbox is full and I wanted to write you. I figured you might notice it here, and besides, I have some pictures...


Retro-Nervous is even more socially clueless than his modern version. Circe took her cooking savant to win an award with his comfort soup, and he disgusted the other contestants and judge with his cataloguing of the roach infestation that had led to his learning to make it. The pizza girl somehow managed to win instead.
(Also, I'd have dressed Nervous in yellow if I knew the contest was going to be colour-coded.)


Hired to fix typewriter. Breaks window?
(I'm not sure what repair animation I had expected, but it wasn't that!)

A ZOMBIE GRANDMA ATTACKED A GUY IN SWIMMING PANTS WHILE HIS BUTLER TRY TO STOP THEM FIGHTING SO A LANDLORD COMES IN WITH PIZZA BOX IN HIS HAND BUT HE WANTED TO CHEER DOESN'T HAVE HANDS SO HE DECIDES TO LEVITATE THE BOX BUT IN FAILURE THE BOX GOT STUCK AT THE BUTLER'S HEAD AND YES THERE IS A SOLDIER AS A WITNESS TO ALL THAT.

Kelly Stewart started a fire in her dorm;called police by mistake. Police lectured her, then caught fire --and brought it to Kelly! Kelly died. It took me a while to find the police urn -broken! And (continuing my fascination with fire) in a house where I deliberately created 6 orphan babies, the mailman tried to rescue a baby. He caught fire but managed to run away..

@Freefalldreams -- Sorry my PM box is well over its limit, and it will take me a while to sort it. Could you possibly send me an email instead? My profile is configured to receive emails from MTS members. On the Posts and Groups tab of my profile there should be a button to "Send message via email" (next to the "Send private message" button).

Since this is the funny pictures thread, I'd better add a funny picture. I hope this one is funny enough:

It's newlywed Julian Moltke-Jones telling his acquaintance Jeremy Livingstone how good his first ever woohoo was. Andrew made him wait till the wedding night. He'd literally waited years. The picture was taken only a few days after the wedding, in "Hotties", the new lingerie and fashion shop in Monopolis. Julian is still wearing the "outfit" (if you can call it that) he was wearing on his wedding night.

Never saw this before: guy made Gramma soup for the contest, but before the judge could taste it someone STOLE it - took it to a table and then didn't even eat it. I expected the judge test it anyway, or for the food judging to just stop...but I guess nobody knew what to do, they all just STOOD there! I had to exit without saving. As for the bunny...

I haven't posted anything about my game in a while, so I'll post some pictures that I don't know whether I've already posted or not.


This just reminds me of that episode of SpongeBob SquarePants, where Squidward and SpongeBob got joined together.


Cassandra was that done with Don, she didn't care when he began smacking lips with Circe in her presence. Kind of sad actually...


Danielle screaming in horror, while her friend and cousin are too engrossed in what they're watching to even care.

I placed this last one under spoiler tags, as I wasn't sure whether this was too extreme. In short, it's an error with the family loading screen.

Two out of three Curious brothers are sure they can clean better than a maid.


Foreground: Buck Grunt.
Background: Samuel Rily, his townie doppelganger.
There's also a townie who looks suspiciously similar to Jenny Smith in this hood. Replica templates, maybe?


"Auntie Chloe!"
"Damm hippies!"


Chloe wanted to make very sure the new guy in town felt welcomed. Also, free love was much more appealing when it didn't involve Grunts, her housemates, or idiot townies, who were really the only other options she wasn't related to. Both she and Ajay might have had a better sense of appropriate place and time, however...

Sex in the gutter...tsk tsk

1. Matthew Hart learns stuff in his sleep... literally

2. Thomas Jones had a dream date with Amaya Flores and afterwards he came back with a gift (the freaking 1800 simoleons electronic game!). How, on earth, did he manage to make it fit in a... garbage bag??? And he already dreams that he is going to marry her but she is a Romance sim so he will be disappointed. He has the LTW to "marry of 6 children" and Amaya has the LTW to "woohoo with 20 different sims", somehow he has to realize that it was just an one night stand and nothing more is going to come from that

3. The gardener yelled that she couldn't reach the bushes because of the teeny-tiny fence but she had no problem to trim this bush through the... chimney

4. Heather Huffinghton rolled the want to play chess but when I sent her to the chess table she, already, had second thoughts about it

5. I don't know if I got an... overzealous penguin who thought that winter has come already or this is a glitch

Is it actually possible to make a pot that size on that wheel without a ladder?


Mrs Crumplebottom smustling is the scariest thing I've seen in this game!

I feel this so hard right now xD

Well, I was browsing through SimPE yesterday so I could change Jessie Pilferson's LTW. This, naturally, led me to the SWAFs.

Herbert Goodie's SWAFs confused me. So, I entered the game and since he was still in the Sim Bin, I had to spawn him on the lot with the Sim Blender. Suffice to say, SimPE was not having a wobble and these were, in fact, his wants and fears:


Nathan Gavigan has the same problem. I know what this entails for my current Pleasantview, but it was the original Maxis version anyway and I intend to play it until it no longer works. I'm going to continue to carry out good game hygiene and avoid VBTs. I also have over 30 backups... all from different points... I always make a backup when I feel I've made progress within the hood, so it should be fine!

Hmm. Well, that's new. Either the waiter outfit doesn't have a fat morph, or Thanos moved to my neighborhood.

It doesn't! Luckily @jawusa made a fix for this.
https://modthesims.info/d/601496

Ah, thank you! I was pretty sure that's what it was. Can't believe how crazy it looks without that mod.

Seriously, someone disagreed? No sense of humor. Needs to read "Everybody Poops:.