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Top Secret Researcher
#601 Old 30th Mar 2020 at 8:45 PM
In this dream I was somewhere in northern Europe with a group of people. We were on the steps of some great building made of red brick. We were looking to take the bus to Ireland and there were lots of buses in front of the steps in the parking lot. I found the bus, it was bus number 46. It was an old 1950s style bus, white top and green sides, and was the express bus that didn't stop until it got to Ireland. I told the people I was with that our bus was here, but wondered how a bus could cross water.
I've never been to Europe, and I'm not Irish. It had nothing at all to do with my day, which was sitting around staying home. I wasn't even thinking about travel since the Governor imposed self isolation.
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Scholar
#602 Old 1st Apr 2020 at 10:19 PM
The bus obviously uses SEAWAYS to make its way across the water.

I don't remember much. My first fountain pen was there (dark blue with lime green and yellow blobs), a brick, a horse named Francine, a goat with a yellow ribbon tied into a bow on back left hoof (is it even a hoof??), and a giant orange teapot, were sitting around a fire pit discussing something. Apparenlty I wasn't privy to the details because "the computer says no". Woke up slightly miffed.
Mad Poster
#603 Old 2nd Apr 2020 at 9:17 AM
Quote: Originally posted by Noa1500
The bus obviously uses SEAWAYS to make its way across the water.

I don't remember much. My first fountain pen was there (dark blue with lime green and yellow blobs), a brick, a horse named Francine, a goat with a yellow ribbon tied into a bow on back left hoof (is it even a hoof??), and a giant orange teapot, were sitting around a fire pit discussing something. Apparenlty I wasn't privy to the details because "the computer says no". Woke up slightly miffed.


Goats normally have cloven hooves.

Personal Quote: "I like my men like my sodas: tall boys." (Zevia has both 12 and 16 oz options)

(P.S. I'm about 5' (150cm) in height and easily scared)
Top Secret Researcher
#604 Old 4th Apr 2020 at 5:23 AM
I often have weird dreams. Last night for example a person with a blood sickness (leukemia perhaps) wanted to swap bodies with me in order to have a blood transfusion. I ended up saying no as I didn't trust that he would swap back. So strange...
Lab Assistant
#605 Old 4th Apr 2020 at 11:52 AM
Fever dreams = guaranteed weirdness

"Just Breathe"
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#606 Old 4th Apr 2020 at 7:34 PM
i can't exactly remember what i was dreaming about but i do remember i was stressed out or something, passed out and i woke up in a hospital, don't ask how but in my dream i was confussed and angry, (my parents were just standing there and just asked how i was doing lol) since i wanted to know where i was, my best friend was with me aswell and told me what has just happened, she told me she'll be there for me, ALWAYS

we were doing something else after that, Garden Center? i can't remember everything else, just things i could remember, but thank god it was just a dream :o (i think it's a good thing i can't remember everything else)
i don't even know what my head was doing i'm THIS calm since i feel calmer then ever while i had a horrible nightmare last night, i guess my head wanted to clean the bad things up or something
#607 Old 5th Apr 2020 at 2:07 AM
Something really messed up - started off with some ghost investigation...porn POV? except for some reason I was a guy screwing what looked like clay on a pottery wheel?? and then I found myself on what looked like a barge (gods know where), and I was just standing on the deck with a bunch of other people. So weird...

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Mad Poster
#608 Old 5th Apr 2020 at 6:03 PM
I keep dreaming I'm taking tests and exams. Which is really annoying because I haven't gone to school for at least 3 years now, and I'd rather prefer to not do so in my dreams either.
Top Secret Researcher
#609 Old 10th Apr 2020 at 8:26 AM
Quote: Originally posted by simmer22
I keep dreaming I'm taking tests and exams. Which is really annoying because I haven't gone to school for at least 3 years now, and I'd rather prefer to not do so in my dreams either.

I don't think that ever goes away. I haven't been at school for decades and still occasionally dream about not having completed maths homework or being late for an exam, etc.
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Original Poster
#610 Old 10th Apr 2020 at 11:45 AM
eh i keep dreaming about school too and i rarely think about that, i only sometimes think about my (old) friends who i met from school so maybe it might have to do with this i keep dreaming about
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#611 Old 14th Apr 2020 at 8:15 AM Last edited by sailorplanet97 : 15th Apr 2020 at 1:53 PM.
i don't know how or why but i dreamed about fairies, and it looked much like Tinkerbell but i can't remember the rest of it though

edit: eh sorry i should've edit this first since double posting isn't allowed, my bad
Test Subject
#612 Old 16th Apr 2020 at 3:45 PM
Hell yes! I have many weird dreams, but I can't remember super well. One of the dreams I remember the most happened years ago strangely though. I woke up, walked into the bathroom, did my thing and then I woke up to a mess.
Scholar
#613 Old 28th Apr 2020 at 1:13 PM
We had 6 air fryers all side by side on the kitchen counter which absolutely only makes sense in dreamland because we definitely don't have the counter space for that. Anyway you could only out in a hand full of chips in at a time whoch was why you needed to have 6 fryers. It was really saf cos I was hungry so I was kind of just there with a plate staring at a jar of mayonnaise.
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#614 Old 28th Apr 2020 at 2:14 PM Last edited by sailorplanet97 : 28th Apr 2020 at 4:31 PM.
okay i had a super weird dream about something but i can hardly describe what it is was about

but i was in a scary house with a scary school, people were testing on something, but all of a sudden someone wasn't feeling well and passed out, turned out the person had something in the brain
but the operations wasn't succesfull, it was a girl in a uniform that died during operation at the hospital, i think she has an (east) asian looking appearance

reminds me of Halloweem with an haunted house where we all went (especially when it's halloween with their costume)

not a nice dream but phew thank goodness it was just a dream, i can't imagine what would happen in real life if this happens
Test Subject
#615 Old 28th Apr 2020 at 3:18 PM
Something really messed up - started off with some ghost investigation +0
Forum Resident
#616 Old 28th Apr 2020 at 9:08 PM
I walked into my kitchen and saw Russia with his head in my fridge searching for food. Yes, Russia the country, although he was in the form of a man. Realistic too, not cartoony or abstract. I told him to get out of my fridge and go back to his room.

*sigh* Don't stay up reading Polandball comics until 3 am, kids. :P
Mad Poster
#617 Old 29th Apr 2020 at 12:16 AM
I was flipping through social media and on Instagram, David Spade was doing a monologue, wasn't really jokey and it had animation. It started off with "...so I was booted out of my last relationship and a very old man comes by at the restaurant and gives me a number to work with his 32 year old granddaughter. Turns outs she likes me and my work and believe me, she told me her life story and I couldn't help myself and feel bad for what she went through. So I took the man's offer. When I was told I was bunking with her, her room was completely trashed, the bed was a queen size because she sprawls out due to her back, she is a practically a spoiled brat as she has numerous video games, Pokémon was her favorite. When we first met, I barged in on her taking a bath. She threw bars of soap and bottles of hair care products at me. I went back into her room and laid out some under pants, a bra and a t-shirt, the only weird thing about the under was it was striped. I don't mind what she wore, she would look cute. She towel dried her hair after dressing. She then kissed me. Both cheeks and the back of a hand. She tried clobbering me with industrial sized 3-in-1 and now this. She apologized and I was floored. She had hair the same color of a red cherry, with dark roots, it did have a mind of its own, Irish pallor so tanning could easily lead to melanoma as it runs in her father's side and the mesmerizing hazel eyes. I actually can't tell if their brown or green."

At that, I woke up. I do have a thing about privacy when washing up but the cheek to cheek to palm, I reserve such formalities to special guests. There used to be segments on social media when "Lights Out with David Spade" was around, since the cancellation, the content was deleted.

Personal Quote: "I like my men like my sodas: tall boys." (Zevia has both 12 and 16 oz options)

(P.S. I'm about 5' (150cm) in height and easily scared)
Field Researcher
#618 Old 30th Apr 2020 at 1:16 AM
Quote: Originally posted by SIMposiast
*sigh* Don't stay up reading Polandball comics until 3 am, kids. :P
Maybe watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlkKOTIIlr8

I don't remember my dreams at all. For me it's astonishing that someone can describe their dreams with such accuracy as if telling some sort of a story. When I wake up I remember some bits and pieces of my dream but it's impossible to put them togehter, cause these are usually single pictures or concepts in random order. I forget everything in a matter of minutes and in the end I can only say I did have a dream but not what the dream was about. I used to remember a lot more a couple of years ago.

If I lived on Mars, I would be pleased because the Earth is not my cup of tea
Forum Resident
#619 Old 30th Apr 2020 at 2:49 AM
Wojtek, thank yuo! I am of amused and much happy to watch new Yuotube channel.

Anyway, I've found that my dreams have fragmented and faded with age. Think that's pretty typical.
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#620 Old 4th May 2020 at 1:00 AM
i don't exactly remember what it was about but i had this weird dream a male got on his period and asked for excuses and lying to everyone or something, okay wtf

and later i got a dream from good old times that don't exist but used to use it a lot in the 00's, about Windows Live Messenger, the reply someone was online was annoyed but scaring people away,
add something with emojis, buzzer and other stuff i miss it so much, kinda makes me wish everything was better
Lab Assistant
#621 Old 4th May 2020 at 4:44 AM
i recently had a really, really, really weird dream that was just single image of a shadow person with two bright white dots for eyes standing on the edge of a cliff and facing me, with no sound except muffled humming, kind of like a white noise machine or fan through headphones. the image was also sort of dynamic (like with moving clouds and the shadow person moving slightly every now and again) which indicated to subconscious me that it was in motion, therefore currently occurring in the dream. and that was literally the whole dream. 5 hours straight of that. i woke up in a cold sweat shaking like a leaf lol.

not that that wouldn't freak a lot of people out anyway, but the entire dream was just a buildup of suspense and tension from waiting for this shadow person to do something, ANYTHING. but it never did and the longer it went on the more and more fear i felt. i still find my mind wandering to it very often and it makes me wonder if something is trying to send me a sign of some sort pffft. whatever that would be, it's a memorable one for sure lol.
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#622 Old 5th May 2020 at 8:06 PM
i got this weird dream about me ehm doing dirt stuff infront of everyone, i was at the airport and people looking weird to me because of ya know stuff,
then we arrived in Bulgaria took the car, we spended the time there till the chicken went after us, okay how? i don't know, i panicked ran to the car (or well it was rather running to the car)
and one of the chicken followed me, tried to attack me, my dad has an sort of a open-roof, but he would be able to close the open-roof, but instead of that, one of the chicken got stuck when it tries to get in the car
i screamed as hell and told my dad to get this thing out of the car, and eventually it did

i don't even know what that dream was about but it was very odd but funny at the same time
Mad Poster
#623 Old 6th May 2020 at 9:58 PM Last edited by PANDAQUEEN : 10th May 2020 at 11:06 PM.
Back again on social media. When I got the latest from David Spade, the animations were no longer yellow doodles on a dark blue background but full color. He starts with "So I married that very old man's granddaughter. She did forget to tell me one thing: she bleaches and colors her hair like, a lot. She's invested in a hair coloring company that technically sells a product that is NOT a dye but a pigment saturated conditioner. I know she's an older millennial and the artistic type to turn the world into a work of art. I drew the line, however when I unclogged the master suite's tub and it was obscenity itself to find a rainbow hairball. Not to mention the brown wash that got on the towels. So I sat with her and told her to slow down on the hair. She then said 'I was at the salon today and they had to treat my hair with restoration products, turned out they ripped a lock out of the back.' So that leaves me to help my wife, now on the verge of tears, try to restore the integrity of her hair. Her hair is like super long and it's longer than when she was a junior in high school. I'm talking like mermaid length. For her, a girl's hair is her life, as she remembered. I think I should add an addendum for you guys out their about hair being life."

I woke up and it was strange. I did wash my hair today and a sizeable knot came out. Oh hell no, not another prophetic dream! I had a few when I was younger.

5/10/2020
Once again, flipping through social media and David is back on, talking about me.

"So with an aggressive regimen of biotin and washing with fortified products, my wife's hair is now reaching to her butt. She and I bond when I braid her long hair. She told me the first man she had feelings for. Turned out she was into some nerd. It didn't matter. When I held her, she'd reciprocate back. She was adorable."

Personal Quote: "I like my men like my sodas: tall boys." (Zevia has both 12 and 16 oz options)

(P.S. I'm about 5' (150cm) in height and easily scared)
Mad Poster
#624 Old 23rd May 2020 at 2:55 AM Last edited by PANDAQUEEN : 24th May 2020 at 12:13 AM.
This is one for the books. I received a $25,000 check from my stepfamily (Courtesy of my stepgrandmother, Grandma Barb.) Grandma Barb heard I didn't receive any money from the stimulus check due to Legalese working against me. I ask "Where did you get this info?" And she told me "Your mother. Besides, she doesn't like to see your blood boil."

I went to a doll shop that specialized in dolls of various models and all the dolls had 30 points of articulation. I picked up dolls based on anime and manga characters, Super Sentai characters, video game characters, classic 1980s characters, 1990 characters and 2000s and 2010s characters, even Disney characters, but as I approached the back wall, close to the stock room door was a display of dolls resembling 13 real life men I have been crushing on since before a few of you were born. On the adjacent shelf below the men were bishounen style demons, each modeled to resemble one of the 7 sins. The display was dark and had blacklighting. Then I hear two pairs of dress shoes approaching. Then one hand slaps down on my shoulder and in a slight nasal tone "Good to see you, Kymchee. I heard good things about you from my husband." Then a suave debonair voice said "So you saved the world and you received a $25,000 check?" I turned around, it was the Takei couple, George and Brad. I said "How did you know?" George said "That Sailor Moon wallet around your neck is about to bust open."

Then came the question "You told me you're Scotch-Irish...right?" asked George and I told him "If you're looking for a leprechaun riding a unicorn, that's about as symbolic as most people think." He then said "What I'm about to tell you is of importance: you see the 13 men on the top shelf? They are connected to the men they resemble. It's like a voodoo doll physics from the cartoons you may have seen. The bottom shelf will have demons spring forth if you summon Frank Doquita. Be aware that this a cursed set of dolls." and somehow the couple vanished.

Ignoring Mr. & Mr. Takei, I bought the dolls and loaded the numerous dolls in the back. With $300 left (The dolls were marked down to between $1-$5) my father and I went out for sushi.

When I finally got home, I put the dolls in the area of the basement that belongs to me. I grabbed the box that held a doll based on Dr. Nye. Now, some how, I received a doll sized gold Lamborghini Gallardo. I also had a doll sized silver Chevy Impala (aka the model in the JATO car myth). Yes, they're RC cars. Being a little heartbroken and malicious, I thought it would be fun to give Dr. Nye a test drive in my basement. But in reality, The real Dr. Nye was caught in a high speed chase through a spaghetti junction as my phone alerted through Yahoo news.

Then I opened the demon bishounen and summon Frank Doquita as per the instructions

To bring forth Frank Doquita
1. Draw a circle with the 7 Sin glyphs in the center.
2. Give an offering of Brand X Dr. Pepper (It has to be rumored to have prune in it)
3. Chant "Maloso rectus dominus coom et Sanctus coom spiritum

The floor opened up and came some blood mist that materialized into a dapper man with a sleazy undertone like a defense lawyer for a corporation dumping on protected land. He said, "My, my, my...seem like you found my sons and knowing you, you want a banquet of men. All right, I will grant them life. But after I finish, and drink that Dr. Thunder...I'm going to steal the souls of Easton, PA."

Woke up turned around. (Had my feet facing the headboard. One problem: I have neither headboard nor footboard. It's a wireframe platform suspended by rubber footed posts.)

Personal Quote: "I like my men like my sodas: tall boys." (Zevia has both 12 and 16 oz options)

(P.S. I'm about 5' (150cm) in height and easily scared)
Mad Poster
#625 Old 28th May 2020 at 1:15 AM
I had finished gaining control of all 196 countries in the New Formosan Empire. The Center of the Empire, New Formosa was on a large artificial island.

In every capital were colonies and each transmitted every possible TV channel and in third world countries where power was the asset the country was in poverty of, we did charity work to help the countries catch up and receive educational assistance and enjoy high quality educational television.

I was sitting in the garden on a stone bench. Then those two guys arrived...Rick Sanchez and Morty Smith.

I saw them talk and mid-belch, he gurped on himself, as per usual

Gurp (verb) to belch with a little bit of mess coming up on the face
Gurp (noun) the mess that comes up when a belch goes a little hard
Origin: 1990s, Queen Victoria of New Formosa

I took them on a tour of the family castle. He saw 20 men in one wing. I told him "They are fighting to see who will marry me. I make them play rock, paper, scissors and I'm talking that complex 25-way version." In my giant bedroom, the shelves were lined with drawing books, dolls, binders loaded with discs. My bed faced the door, my setup faced my bed, my animator's desk face the left of the bed and my custom dollhouse face the right of my bed. Rick seem bored and then said "I never really thought that the world's top zoologist would actually have a doll collection, a gaming obsession, an animation skill and have men vying for her hand in marriage."

Morty spoke up "What were those 7 men in black with horns?". I said "My father was intoxicated years ago, signed a contract and I am betrothed to the Seven Avatars of Sin."

I woke up and had to think about myself lately. Lately, I have 2 cash drawers to buy and some notebook for my doll collection I want to sell in stores, biotin, key tags and a password journal.

Weirdest dream for an afternoon nap.

Personal Quote: "I like my men like my sodas: tall boys." (Zevia has both 12 and 16 oz options)

(P.S. I'm about 5' (150cm) in height and easily scared)
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