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Alchemist
Original Poster
#1 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 5:57 PM
Default If I were a girl/boy....
I just thought this might be interesting...
Complete the sentence: If I were a girl/boy (depending on who u r)...

Now, before u guys say: 'If I were a girl I would wear high heels everyday!'
Im just warnin u that u would have more blisters than u would have space for them

Soz I can't start, I need some inspiration, my mind is blank. (i didn't have maths 2day )

Like, whatever.
My nickname is Eve
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Mad Poster
#2 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 5:59 PM
If I were a boy I'd probably be a moron.

Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.

My name is Jessica, but I answer to Jessie, Jess, Candiiee, Candy and Cand. :P
Alchemist
Original Poster
#3 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:03 PM
YAY! WHAT INSPIRATION!

Yes, if I were a boy I would probably be a moron

Like, whatever.
My nickname is Eve
Top Secret Researcher
#4 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:06 PM
*is insulted*
If I were a girl, I would act like a b*tch!

I don't give a f*ck, God sent me to piss the world off!
Mad Poster
#5 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:06 PM
If I were a boy I would be called Zachariah. (true).

EDIT: Oi! *pokes Vlad*

Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.

My name is Jessica, but I answer to Jessie, Jess, Candiiee, Candy and Cand. :P
Top Secret Researcher
#6 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:08 PM
*is poked* *pulles candiiee's hair, girly style*

I don't give a f*ck, God sent me to piss the world off!
Mad Poster
#7 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:10 PM
*hates it when people pull her hair* *hits Vlad with the broomstick* If I were a boy I would punch Vlad.

Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.

My name is Jessica, but I answer to Jessie, Jess, Candiiee, Candy and Cand. :P
Top Secret Researcher
#8 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:11 PM
If I were a girl, I'd start crying when candiiee hit me with the broomstick. Since I'm a manly man... I just shed a tear and don't fight back... yet.

I don't give a f*ck, God sent me to piss the world off!
Mad Poster
#9 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:13 PM
If I were a boy I wouldn't be sympathetic about Vlad shedding a tear.

Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.

My name is Jessica, but I answer to Jessie, Jess, Candiiee, Candy and Cand. :P
Top Secret Researcher
#10 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:14 PM
Actually, really manly guys are sympathetic towards each other, ya know. Or so I've heard.

I don't give a f*ck, God sent me to piss the world off!
Mad Poster
#11 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:15 PM
If I were a boy I would apparently be sympathetic if I was very manly.

Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.

My name is Jessica, but I answer to Jessie, Jess, Candiiee, Candy and Cand. :P
Top Secret Researcher
#12 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:18 PM
If I were a girl... I would, like, totally be a guy-magnet. Totally!

I don't give a f*ck, God sent me to piss the world off!
Alchemist
Original Poster
#13 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:18 PM
If I were a boy I wouldn't cry like a girl

Like, whatever.
My nickname is Eve
Mad Poster
#14 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:19 PM
*pokes Vlad* not with me around you wouldn't! (yeah, in my sweet little dreams)
If I were a boy my voice would have gone squeaky by now.

Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.

My name is Jessica, but I answer to Jessie, Jess, Candiiee, Candy and Cand. :P
Top Secret Researcher
#15 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:20 PM
If I were a girl... I would have really hairy legs (which I already have)

I don't give a f*ck, God sent me to piss the world off!
Mad Poster
#16 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:23 PM
If I were a boy I'd be a total scumbag.

Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.

My name is Jessica, but I answer to Jessie, Jess, Candiiee, Candy and Cand. :P
Alchemist
Original Poster
#17 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:23 PM
If I were a boy I would be hairy in the weirdest places EVER!

Like, whatever.
My nickname is Eve
Mad Poster
#18 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:30 PM
If I were a boy I'd be teased about my name, which would be Zachariah.

Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.

My name is Jessica, but I answer to Jessie, Jess, Candiiee, Candy and Cand. :P
Lab Assistant
#19 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:32 PM
If I were a boy, I'd probably be gay.

Hello there, the angel from my nightmare.
The shadow in background of the morgue.
The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley.
We can live like Jack and Sally, if we want. - I Miss You - Blink-182

Read my Sim story "Searching For Something " HERE
Top Secret Researcher
#20 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beata125
If I were a boy I would be hairy in the weirdest places EVER!


I hear ya on that one!

I don't give a f*ck, God sent me to piss the world off!
Top Secret Researcher
#21 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by candiiee
If I were a boy I'd be teased about my name, which would be Zachariah.


If you were a boy and your name would be Zachariah, I'd tease you.

I don't give a f*ck, God sent me to piss the world off!
Alchemist
Original Poster
#22 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:34 PM
If I wear a boy, I wouldn't understand girl stuff.

Like, whatever.
My nickname is Eve
Mad Poster
#23 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:34 PM
If I were a boy and my name was Zachariah and Vlad teased me, I'd pick a fight with him.

Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.

My name is Jessica, but I answer to Jessie, Jess, Candiiee, Candy and Cand. :P
Top Secret Researcher
#24 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:36 PM
If candiie were a boy, and his/her name would be Zachariah, and I'd tease him/her, and he/she would pick a fight with me, I'd fight back, 'cause I'd be fighting a boy, not a girl.

I don't give a f*ck, God sent me to piss the world off!
Mad Poster
#25 Old 14th Sep 2009 at 6:37 PM
If I were a boy and my name were Zachariah and Vlad teased me and I picked a fight with him and he fought back, I'd win because I would have the broomstick.

Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.

My name is Jessica, but I answer to Jessie, Jess, Candiiee, Candy and Cand. :P
 
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