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Top Secret Researcher
#51 Old 22nd Dec 2013 at 11:07 PM
Satan rises from the earth and rains meteorites at your cute little church destroying an artifact of Medieval or post-medieval history, which strangely home onto you crushing you and your place of residence.

I was changing my priorities in life from sex to alcohol when…

Just Call me Samuel!
Scholar
#52 Old 23rd Dec 2013 at 3:28 PM
a divine intervention occurred, and the lord strikes the glass of alcohol out of your hand; unfortunately for you, it was a drink that I mixed and so the exceedingly high alcohol content cause it to explode' the shards of glass were cast into the air and through your skull; killing you instantly.

(I didn't mean you should make alcohol your priority, I meant you should make enjoying life and the people you share it with the priority. I only mentioned the alcohol because I like to get together with my friends and sit around drinking and generally having a good time, we're not really into clubbing, so after a meal together we break out the booze and have a laugh. I just happen to like the taste of pretty much every drink on offer; especially vodka, tequila, and sourz, mixed together in one glass)

I was out driving in the storm when...
Top Secret Researcher
#53 Old 23rd Dec 2013 at 11:09 PM
I know fergus, I meant it jokily.

It ended and you didn't expect that, so you gave up on life, picked up your suitcase and walked with the grim reaper into paradise.

I was dying when.

Just Call me Samuel!
Scholar
#54 Old 24th Dec 2013 at 2:03 PM
you died. The End.

I was out delivering Christmas presents with my younger brother when...
Top Secret Researcher
#55 Old 24th Dec 2013 at 9:57 PM
Killjoy. You have been cleared from existsnce for your crimes.

I was rogpramming wehn.

Just Call me Samuel!
Field Researcher
#56 Old 4th Jan 2014 at 10:34 PM
the computer decides to program you - you get a virus and die of robotic syphilis.

meanwhile i was attending your funeral when...
Scholar
#57 Old 4th Jan 2014 at 10:49 PM
the zombie appocalypse caused by robotic syphillis begun. Being at the funeral meant that you stood very little chance of escape.

Meanwhile I was out driving in the dark when...
Top Secret Researcher
#58 Old 16th Jan 2014 at 11:33 PM
I ate a taco from taco bell, and since there isnt such a thing in the UK, godly powers devastated your vicinity to make one, so I could make sense. (Ykno)

I was belling a taco...

Just Call me Samuel!
Lab Assistant
#59 Old 24th Apr 2014 at 1:51 PM
...when you discovered there was a mouse in the taco that had somehow caught robotic syphilis and it ate your face off. :D
I was on the moon, trying to escape from the plague of mouse-zombies when...
Lab Assistant
#60 Old 20th May 2014 at 3:29 AM
I was shot by a cloud

A person farted near me
Top Secret Researcher
#61 Old 23rd May 2014 at 6:01 PM
And you were gassed to death.

I wrote Down on my French paper that I was a pro monopoly player and...

Just Call me Samuel!
Lab Assistant
#62 Old 24th May 2014 at 12:36 AM
You accidentally opened a portal to another dimension, and 2000 kittens fell out of it, crushing you to death. The kittens were fine, though.

I was messing around with the space-time continuum in an attempt to return the kittens to their home dimension when...

May your plumbob glow ever green.
Lab Assistant
#63 Old 28th May 2014 at 12:41 AM
the kittens got bored and you became the scratching post.

I was drawing in my notebook when...

Challenges:
- ISBI (Sylvarlotte)
- Wishacy: (Odette)
- Do It As You Go (Cas)
-Perfect Genetics (Alyssa)
Lab Assistant
#64 Old 31st May 2014 at 12:35 PM
I found my notebook was actually one of the book of monsters from HP and it ate your face... face-first.

I was stalking my cat's friend's mother's owner's daughter's friend's friend when...
Lab Assistant
#65 Old 1st Jun 2014 at 8:13 AM
All the confusion killed you

I was singing my favorite song when
Field Researcher
#66 Old 16th Jun 2014 at 2:25 PM
you couldnt hit the note and you were so out of tune the dogs and cats in your naighbourhood started attacking you to silence your monstrocity of a voice!

I was in catholic sunday school not listening to the nun /teacher when...
Lab Assistant
#67 Old 28th Jun 2014 at 12:15 PM
You died. Randomly.

I was eating a pot noodle when...
Field Researcher
#68 Old 28th Jun 2014 at 10:26 PM
the noodle said 'ow! stop hurting me!' it scared the shit out of you and you shat your pants and died of embarrassment sims 4 style...

i was at prom when all of a suddenly...

self proclaimed queen of gifs
Lab Assistant
#69 Old 29th Jun 2014 at 6:23 AM
you fell into a comma that killed you

P.S. I am a good singer

I was just dancing
Space Pony
#70 Old 29th Jun 2014 at 5:30 PM
that you felt on your .....
i was buying the rest of my sims 3 collection
Lab Assistant
#71 Old 4th Jul 2014 at 4:36 PM
When the shelf fell on me.

I was ice skating...
Lab Assistant
#72 Old 10th Jul 2014 at 3:26 AM
When a unicorn made of ice materialized and shot you with a laser.
I was freaking out over nothing when...

May your plumbob glow ever green.
Field Researcher
#73 Old 18th Jul 2014 at 6:09 AM
you became a statistic in the path of destruction caused by a slow moving silent giant sinkhole, you should have looked behind you more.

I somehow appeared in a farm field
Lab Assistant
#74 Old 21st Jul 2014 at 3:14 PM
During the zombie apocalypse

I was talking to my mum...
Lab Assistant
#75 Old 22nd Jul 2014 at 5:46 PM
when she got amensia and thought you were a burgular trying to kill her and slaughtered you with a frying pan.

I was masturbating...

You can call me London, Londo, Londonite, or Mitchie :3
"When you pressure blast Mountain Dew out of your anus, it is not easily forgotten."
 
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