"Well that's a first" a Sim baby finally grew up the first time a parent tried to grow them up. I usually have to try a couple of sim hours to get babies to grow up.

Turns out its a bug and I found a mod to fix the bug when I was getting all my mods back in after not playing for several months.

"It's apparently make out with your father-in-law day in my game."

"Hey, where is my computer you claimed to give me?!"
Said when Mr. Humble walked up to my Sim's door, rang the doorbell and... Left. Without the gift.

Looking at your house, check under your foundation.

There's no space on that porch. Will stop a novelist from receiving his copy of his best seller as well.

Checked everywhere, even in the foundations, nowhere to be found. I guess he just forgot!

[While running HoodChecker]

"Hi Andrew! I don't know how you've got an invalid relationship with yourself, but we'll delete it. If that's OK with you?"

I've only just realised that I made the front porch too small on the house of the sim whose planned career was to go on a lot of dates and sell date gifts. She dated a different sim every day all through summer and autumn, dream dates every time, and I only ever got rose bouquets to sell! I didn't figure it out until the matchmaker turned up with a sack, shook it dramatically... and left again. No genie lamp in sight! Luckily I had enough space in front of the house and a little money to give her a big wide deck, so the Trottco televisions should start rolling in!

"That's interesting, I think the RPC Launcher fixed every girl getting that hair." Before I was able to get the RPC Launcher to work, every single born in game girl grew up with the base game hair Angela Pleasant has. After installing the RPC Launcher they are now getting a variety of hair. I wonder if fixing the randomizer also made the hair choice random.

"I didn't know you could sleep in your brother's toddler bed. Get out and sleep in your own bed." I get so tired of child Sims sleeping in any other bed than their own.

Clayton Appleby is rolling wants.

Want to become a vampire.

Me: NO.

Want to become a witch

Me: NO.

Want to become a wereworlf.

Me: NO.

Want to meet the aliens

Me: YOU HAVE MET THEM AND FORTUNATELY YOU ARE NOT PREGNANT!

Want Alexis to meet the aliens.

Me: NO. She is a family sim!!!!

Want to have a baby.

Me: NO. You have 4 kids already.

Clayton keeps looking depressed.

"Okay, you are going to the pub then!"

I think you should let him become a wereworlf. XD

"I wanna become a witch!"
Me: No, you can't. You're not the One True Witch type!

"I don't wanna become a witch!"
Me: Great, you'll never become a witch!

"I want Jordan Moseley to get abducted!"
Me: So does he and has already 3 times...

You are as bad as he is now

Beckie and Darren, I don't know how you can dance together in that tiny half-bathroom, next to a toilet that looks -- and smells -- like that!

Noooooooooooooooooooo!
(When Flabio died of old age today )

I liked Flabio (Swoleo). There needs to be a sad button to click (I considered disagree, but that would just make me look like I was saying, no he isn't really dead XD).

Aww, thank you! I've lost four of my sims to old age this round, plus poor Micklethwaite! I daren't play the hood with @AndrewGloria 's sims in it in case I'm hexed or something.

On the other end of life: whenever a new baby is born in my 'hood and me and my fiance play together, I call his name when the cinematics start and repeatingly ask "boy, girl, boy, girl?"
And he thinks about it for a moment, just like it's a serious question.
He have been guessing for girls lately, but they've all been boys, except for yesterday

"I'm Just gonna stand there and watch you burn, but it's all right because I love the way it hurts..."

~I sung it along as Cassandra Goth burns down the kitchen in today's playtest session I did.

"Looks like you are the first Sim that didn't live long enough to see any of your kids graduate from college" When grim came for my Sim right after she got home from work. Her oldest is in his first semester of senior year and the twins are in their first semester of Junior year. I think the oldest will graduate before his dad dies of old age.

"I'm glad you got your LTW before she died." Her husband was fearing her death for a couple of days before it happened. He got home at 5pm and reached his LTW. She got home at 6pm and died.

"Good Grief! You must have been hungry!"


"It's 4:39 in the morning! What are you doing out at this time?"

He's been starving for 13 years!
Nice to see him having some fun!

"No, we both absolutely do not want that." - when my Sim-self rolled the "Have a Baby" want.

"Seriously? Mate, I don't think your partner will agree with that." - when one Sim of my favorite couple rolled the "Woohoo with partner" want, right after woohooing with his partner.

"Look, when I said 'burn in hell' I did not mean that literally." - Sim starts a kitchen fire right after cheating on her husband.

"I need to get into SimPE and do something about you two" I sent Tarek Lari to Cold Issue Clothing since he had a want to buy clothes and he found a downtownie that he had two bolts with. While he was on a date with her, two teen downtownies kept getting into fights. I don't want them to fight every.single.time they are on the same lot. They got into at least 3 fights during his date.


"Oh um, F" I got tired of my Apocalypse hood and re-downloaded Sedona from this site. The premise is 4 males sims were abducted by aliens and are pregnant with twins. I used the batbox to nuke twins when setting up the households. I'm playing Tarek Lari's household and he got married to a downtownie. After their first woohoo she is pregnant with twins and he is still pregnant. I'm glad I nuked his twins but I was not ready for her to be pregnant with twins. I'm trying to figure out if I should nuke hers or not because she has the marry off six children LTW.

"They did it once. I don't know if they'll manage to do it again."

This was me getting into a rather serious conversation with some of my Sims. I'd better explain . . .